The man above, is my favourite footballer alive. For the ignorant, his name is Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos Aveiro. He plays for Real Madrid F.C. and he's damn good. I suppose this post is late, but this man recently scored his 300th goal for the Spanish club. In a recent match, he scored 5 goals for his side's 9-1 victory. In other words, he's 'deus benedictus' awesome.